Well, today I watched the webcam dedicatedly for ......... well, a frame or two (before y'all start giving me "you ******* you should miss her more than that", just ask yourselves a) would you be a sober world champion yet? b) is she missing me whilst galavanting in beautiful sunshine, soaking up the local attmosphere?) ...... damn, she may be blonde, but she's not that blonde!!!

Ohhh yeah, blonde wench, in case yer reading, you can just click on "comments" and post a comment from the ship (damn, won't yer mum be impressed with THAT!!!! ) ..... urm, miss yah lots and stuff ..... obviously ....... urm ...... the cats a tad thinner ...... it REALLY misses yah ....... urm, hope you had a nice day ashore? ........ ok, now that the "nagged at from a distance by email I'd better look like I miss her" is over, on to the point of my post.

Does anyone know what cycle I need to put the washing machine on to clean a heavily soiled (I'll never crap in yer kitchen again) cat?

Just kidding honey,

....... I know what cycle to put it on
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