I've been thinking, nobody in their right mind would be trying to achieve the pinnacle of google (uk) for pond pumps on christmas day ...... I mean, you wouldn't would you? ...... you'd have a life or summat ...... anyway, with this in mind I decided that today is the perfect day for me to launch my next assult for the peak (which currently stands at 3.1 million!!!! jeez, I'm gonna stop looking)

I would imagine that all round the world there's thousands of faces breaking into a huge illuminating smile as they unwrap their perfect gift this christmas ..... a pond ..... and of course the pump to go with it. I mean, what else would anybody really want for christmas? Forget all the socks and the aftershaves and the chocolates, give them what they really want ..... and then buy them a pond pump as well.

Now, normally, around this point in one of my pointless pond pump posts, I'd give you a link to my mates online aquatics business, but for some strange reason they don't work on Christmas day .... personally I think it's because he's to much of a bloody miser to pay them double time ..... but maybe he just has festive spirit or something.

I was going to send someone a pond for christmas one year, I managed to wrap the pump, filter and liner with no difficulties at all ...... but I was buggered if I could work out how to wrap the hole, so I just sent them a box of smarties.

Anyway, once again I think my psychosis has had long enough in the open air so I'm gonna put it back into the dark corner that it lovingly calls home

Merry Christmas everybody

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ps. Remember a pond pump is for life, not just for christmas.