March was the first full month that Hang The Wankers has been running and as you can see from the results on the right the competition was fierce, with the top 13 contestants playing a total of 5,179 games ..... all of which they lost.

Now I don't know about you lot, but if I was a spammer I'd probably think " ohh, I don't appear to be able to spam that blog, I know, I'll save my resources and spam someone else instead ", and I'd like to think that I'd come to that conclusion waaaaaaaaaaay before the 200^th time it told me to take my spam and shove it up my arse ...... so what does that tell you about the intelligence of these players?

Now, before a load of spammers leap to their own defense and point out that they just play a game of numbers, lets take a look at those numbers. In total there were 27,701 games played, all of which they lost. On average each contestant played 4.8 games, all of which they lost. The actual number of contestants that played 4.8 games or more was 815. Between them these 815 geniuses played 20,680 games, all of which they lost ..... are you starting to see a pattern here?

The simple fact is, if I got told to shove my spam up my arse 20,000+ times I'd like to think I'd start to get the message, but not these guys, they appear to have problems understanding. So, let me try and make it a smidge clearer for them.

Hey spammer, take your spam and shove it up your arse, I don't want it

Somehow I still don't think they'll get the message, so I might have to add some new twists to the game to see if that encourages them to activate their brain cell ... I'm fairly certain that they'll hate the new rules ..... to be fair though, here's a warning ......

If you spam any of my sites I will cost you time and money.

and you'll still get told to shove it up your arse

Anyway, I think it's time that I meandered off to add the new rules to the game,
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