For those uninitiated to the vernacular of online chatting, "hb" is the same as saying "hurry back" -or- ("happy birthday", "hilarious boobs" or "humping bunnies" ... depending on the context).

I write this because the early morning cleaning crew has had way too much time on their hands lately and they require some direction from the 'executive branch', which (as per usual) is out to lunch, on holiday or 3 sheets past the yardarm - one of the three. The crew has been idle, mostly because there hasn't been much of a mess to clean up (aforementioned executive holidays)

I've interceded into this blog space partly b/c I was asked to (and never fail in my duties - just ask my wife )

Lest you think the world has stopped spinning on its axis - which is partly true and one of my many theories on "what's really causing global warming" - there have been strides made on several fronts (just need to figure out which ones).

But I digress (and often ... in bracketed or parenthetical ways) and now to the point of the post! (POTP)

...

Fuck.

Where was I?

(Thank god the boss is away, eh?)

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