Dentists love needles

tuxnus: lol ... how one can go to buy cow dung and end up w/sheets and curtains is beyond me
yabba_hh: you should see some of my days
tuxnus: "I'm gonna go buy some cow shit," he says.
yabba_hh: went to field other day to rotovate a bed and ended up in dentist chair having 4 teeth extracted
tuxnus: "That reminds me," says she, "we need curtains and sheets!"
yabba_hh: "ohhh, whilst you're heading that way can we call in at......"
tuxnus: lol ... that kind of day I could do without
tuxnus: ouch
yabba_hh: ouch is not the word, I have a phobia about hypodermics
tuxnus: I have a phobia about dentists, hypodermics, R and a laundry list of other things ... which included burning hair, not being able to breathe and running out of beer
yabba_hh: I like to think I educated the dentist into what *real* "fear of needles is" ( "just close your eyes", "it hardly hurts" ... ffs, that's not needle phobia, that's a pansy ) ... anyway, I came within a blink of decking them when they brought a hypo out (full of some white shit) to fill a tooth
yabba_hh: their run up was very informational, but omitted to mention the fact that it used a hypo as delivery method for accuracy ... mainly cos they were never gonna stick it in me, so it wouldn't hurt, so I wouldn't mind .... guess that's when they learnt pansy != needle phobic
tuxnus: yep
yabba_hh: didn't half make her change her attitude

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