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Last time I had a "no, god exists, he creates all the shit you see!!ONE!" person around, I pointed out that grass grows and shit, and science kinda explains shit like that ... so, bless, he asked me to prove science by making grass grow on my carpet ( we were in the front room ) "before my very eyes" ... told him that if he was happy to wait a while I could throw down some seed and water it .... might take a week or two ... "aha!!ONE! SEE!!ELEVEN!, SCIENCE CAN'T DO THAT" ... so i, quietly, told him I'd be a fucking convert if he could make god do it
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yabba_hh: I think, I type, I read what I type, I think "fuck, what was I thinking when I typed that?!"
tuxnus: that's two more thoughts than I give you credit for
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<yabs> ~^efy_[^@]+?@~
<Tblue> heh
<yabs> even my code punchlines suck
<Tblue> may I introduce to non-greedy matching?
<Tblue> (I know, BRE/ERE do not support it...)
<yabs> is she cute?
<Tblue> kinda
<yabs> how "kinda"? ...
<Tblue> ^efy_.+?@
<Tblue> see?
<yabs> yeah
<Tblue> less of these "stoned"-looking eyes :S
<yabs> does she have a cuter sister?
<Tblue> you would have to ask her father, perl.
<yabs> heh, or python according to twisted
<Tblue> :S
<yabs> this is what I love about the web, the more you know the more you realise yer stupid
<yabs> then, you get further
<yabs> and realise that everyone is stupid
<Tblue> [tilman@milliways ~/public_html/quamplures/qp-branding/phpdoc]% cowsay -s 'Droooooogen'
<Tblue> _____________ <Tblue> < Droooooogen > <Tblue> ------------- <Tblue> \ ^__^ <Tblue> \ (**)\_______ <Tblue> (__)\ )\/\ <Tblue> U ||----w | <Tblue> || ||<Tblue>
<Tblue> Yeah, what were you going to say?
<Tblue>
<yabs> [c:\documents and settings\god\terminal]Well done
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yabba_hh: hell, I was thinking of making the installer check for register globals, add slashes, !suphp, 0777 permissions and any other crap I could think off, and refuse to run if it found them
tuxnus: lol
tuxnus: sounds like a very security-centric way of running summat
tuxnus: This is why the terrorists have "won"
tuxnus: When everyone has to jump through hoops, because of the fear ... then they've "won"
yabba_hh: yeah @ terrorists
yabba_hh: they already win with air travel
yabba_hh: and the web was the easiest target
yabba_hh: was/is
tuxnus: it's a joke how much the world has spent (time & $$) on airline "security"
tuxnus: good thing I don't fly much anymore
yabba_hh: it's a joke that I can't take a bottle of water and some sandwiches on the flight because I *might just* be that 1 in a million ( ++ ? ) that wants to kill themselves rather than have 2 weeks on holiday
tuxnus: big trend here is that the airlines stopped serving in-flight meals.
yabba_hh: they charge to much for them here to consider giving up the revenue stream
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tuxnus: thot you'd said danny'd host it?
yabba_hh: he will
tuxnus: cool
tuxnus: his blog was borked yesterday
tuxnus: still borked
yabba_hh: yeah, now I just need to track down the files, transfer them, ask nick to change ip's on dns ... go through all the "wtf" emails ..... good news? it's not my domain
yabba_hh: define "borked" or provide a link
tuxnus: http://personman.com/
yabba_hh: it's late, I've had a long, and tough, day
yabba_hh: ta :*
tuxnus: awwwww :X
yabba_hh: lol @ repeated content
tuxnus:
tuxnus: sent him an email last night
tuxnus: must not have read it
yabba_hh: http://personman.com/?blog=2&paged=101
yabba_hh: heh, bet it's because he's 3.x'd his arse
tuxnus: that danny, just keeps rehashing the same old shit, under a different name
yabba_hh: often his daughters
tuxnus: some would say it's Gods will
yabba_hh: the good news is, there's only 1 religious post per page .... bad news is, the bug affects those pages as well
tuxnus: he's gonna burn like a fuckin torch in hell
yabba_hh: heh, yer soooo redneck
tuxnus:
tuxnus: just sayin
yabba_hh: I understand
yabba_hh: I'll use smaller words from now on
tuxnus: all his religious readers are probably just LTAO
tuxnus: proof that "there IS a God"
tuxnus: see what he did to this heretic athiest?
tuxnus:
yabba_hh: no, they really are dumber, they'll be all "THE BASTARD!!!! .... IT'S BLASPHEMOUS HE SAYS IT *ONCE*(tad hard to cap caps, make allowances)>>>> BUT HE *REPEATS IT!!![ONE]!!(see previous excuse)"
tuxnus: so what was so long and hard about yer day?
tuxnus: we're off that now
tuxnus: didn't you get the memo?
yabba_hh: that'd be the royal we huh ... more historic than yer fair isle
tuxnus:
yabba_hh:
yabba_hh: I should make that a silly o'clock quote and email danny a link
tuxnus:
tuxnus: he'd get a kick out of it
yabba_hh: I'm sure he would ... only one way to find out I guess
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tuxnus: since I avoid conflict, I don't miss much of the tense
yabba_hh: water and fire != conflict ?
tuxnus: add brimstone and what do you have?
yabba_hh: a great drink?
tuxnus: never tried
yabba_hh: the brimstone's a smidge crunchy, and you have to wath your beard ... if you have one ... but goes down smooth
yabba_hh: watch*
tuxnus: had?
yabba_hh: only after the 4th golass ... up until then it's a (dwindling) charring mess
yabba_hh: (currently leading teh Yabba Scholl of Punchlines )
tuxnus: yep
yabba_hh: there's times when I think "if I just hit random keys until enter was (accidentally) pressed .... I'd probably make less typos than when I try to type "
tuxnus: *insert monkey here*
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