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Category: Silly O'clock quotes

Feb
10th
2010

Religion

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Are you converted?

Last time I had a "no, god exists, he creates all the shit you see!!ONE!" person around, I pointed out that grass grows and shit, and science kinda explains shit like that ... so, bless, he asked me to prove science by making grass grow on my carpet ( we were in the front room ) "before my very eyes" ... told him that if he was happy to wait a while I could throw down some seed and water it .... might take a week or two ... "aha!!ONE! SEE!!ELEVEN!, SCIENCE CAN'T DO THAT" ... so i, quietly, told him I'd be a fucking convert if he could make god do it

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Dec
19th
2009

one and one is two

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I'd be happy just to get to one

yabba_hh: I think, I type, I read what I type, I think "fuck, what was I thinking when I typed that?!"
tuxnus: that's two more thoughts than I give you credit for

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Dec
12th
2009

There be drooooogens

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I kid you not

<yabs> ~^efy_[^@]+?@~
<Tblue> heh
<yabs> even my code punchlines suck :(
<Tblue> may I introduce to non-greedy matching?
<Tblue> (I know, BRE/ERE do not support it...)
<yabs> is she cute?
<Tblue> kinda
<yabs> how "kinda"? ...
<Tblue> ^efy_.+?@
<Tblue> see?
<yabs> yeah
<Tblue> less of these "stoned"-looking eyes :S
<yabs> does she have a cuter sister?
<Tblue> you would have to ask her father, perl.
<yabs> heh, or python according to twisted ;)
<Tblue> :S
<yabs> this is what I love about the web, the more you know the more you realise yer stupid ;)
<yabs> then, you get further
<yabs> and realise that everyone is stupid
<Tblue> [tilman@milliways ~/public_html/quamplures/qp-branding/phpdoc]% cowsay -s 'Droooooogen'

<Tblue>  _____________
<Tblue> < Droooooogen >
<Tblue>  -------------
<Tblue>         \   ^__^
<Tblue>          \  (**)\_______
<Tblue>             (__)\       )\/\
<Tblue>              U  ||----w |
<Tblue>                 ||     ||

<Tblue> :)
<Tblue> Yeah, what were you going to say?
<Tblue> ;)
<yabs> [c:\documents and settings\god\terminal]Well done :|

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Nov
8th
2009

Are you a terrorist?

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Yer one in a million then

yabba_hh: hell, I was thinking of making the installer check for register globals, add slashes, !suphp, 0777 permissions and any other crap I could think off, and refuse to run if it found them
tuxnus: lol
tuxnus: sounds like a very security-centric way of running summat
tuxnus: This is why the terrorists have "won"
tuxnus: When everyone has to jump through hoops, because of the fear ... then they've "won"
yabba_hh: yeah @ terrorists
yabba_hh: they already win with air travel
yabba_hh: and the web was the easiest target
yabba_hh: was/is
tuxnus: it's a joke how much the world has spent (time & $$) on airline "security"
tuxnus: good thing I don't fly much anymore
yabba_hh: it's a joke that I can't take a bottle of water and some sandwiches on the flight because I *might just* be that 1 in a million ( ++ ? ) that wants to kill themselves rather than have 2 weeks on holiday
tuxnus: big trend here is that the airlines stopped serving in-flight meals.
yabba_hh: they charge to much for them here to consider giving up the revenue stream

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Oct
1st
2009

Upgrade to athieism

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Just hope like hell it's coded better than 3.x

tuxnus: thot you'd said danny'd host it?
yabba_hh: he will
tuxnus: cool
tuxnus: his blog was borked yesterday
tuxnus: still borked :D
yabba_hh: yeah, now I just need to track down the files, transfer them, ask nick to change ip's on dns ... go through all the "wtf" emails ..... good news? it's not my domain :D
yabba_hh: define "borked" or provide a link
tuxnus: http://personman.com/
yabba_hh: it's late, I've had a long, and tough, day :|
yabba_hh: ta :*
tuxnus: awwwww :X
yabba_hh: lol @ repeated content
tuxnus: ;)
tuxnus: sent him an email last night
tuxnus: must not have read it
yabba_hh: http://personman.com/?blog=2&paged=101
yabba_hh: heh, bet it's because he's 3.x'd his arse ;)
tuxnus: that danny, just keeps rehashing the same old shit, under a different name :p
yabba_hh: often his daughters :p
tuxnus: some would say it's Gods will :D
yabba_hh: the good news is, there's only 1 religious post per page .... bad news is, the bug affects those pages as well :|
tuxnus: he's gonna burn like a fuckin torch in hell :p
yabba_hh: heh, yer soooo redneck :p
tuxnus: :D
tuxnus: just sayin
yabba_hh: I understand ;)
yabba_hh: I'll use smaller words from now on :D
tuxnus: all his religious readers are probably just LTAO
tuxnus: proof that "there IS a God" :|
tuxnus: see what he did to this heretic athiest?
tuxnus: :|
yabba_hh: no, they really are dumber, they'll be all "THE BASTARD!!!! .... IT'S BLASPHEMOUS HE SAYS IT *ONCE*(tad hard to cap caps, make allowances :| )>>>> BUT HE *REPEATS IT!!![ONE]!!(see previous excuse)"
tuxnus: so what was so long and hard about yer day?
tuxnus: we're off that now :|
tuxnus: didn't you get the memo? :O
yabba_hh: that'd be the royal we huh ... more historic than yer fair isle :|
tuxnus: :D
yabba_hh: :P
yabba_hh: I should make that a silly o'clock quote and email danny a link :D
tuxnus: :D
tuxnus: he'd get a kick out of it
yabba_hh: I'm sure he would ... only one way to find out I guess :D

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Sep
16th
2009

Insert monkey and reboot

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I blame my heritage

tuxnus: since I avoid conflict, I don't miss much of the tense
yabba_hh: water and fire != conflict ?
tuxnus: add brimstone and what do you have?
yabba_hh: a great drink?
tuxnus: never tried
yabba_hh: the brimstone's a smidge crunchy, and you have to wath your beard ... if you have one ... but goes down smooth
yabba_hh: watch*
tuxnus: had?
yabba_hh: only after the 4th golass ... up until then it's a (dwindling) charring mess
yabba_hh: (currently leading teh Yabba Scholl of Punchlines )
tuxnus: yep
yabba_hh: there's times when I think "if I just hit random keys until enter was (accidentally) pressed .... I'd probably make less typos than when I try to type "
tuxnus: *insert monkey here*

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