Call me biased

I think so

tuxnus: ship me the bg image from the new site
yabba_hh: scary thing? I'm sure that in your own mind that not only did that sentance make sense but,you also thought, with a conviction that is normally reserved for the religious nuts, that it made perfect sense to me
tuxnus: send me the background image that you used on the new site that you just made for me. the one you wanted me to make a midnight thing. where are your brains?
yabba_hh: I'm still confused as to how you expect to do anything with the aforementioned image if your mouse functions have degraded to the level where right click has ceased to exist
tuxnus: lol ... LMFAO
yabba_hh:
tuxnus: ffs ... SLEEP

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<yabs> amazing how a blonde g/f can confuse you with logic
<Tblue> orly
<yabs> her mind must be like schroedingers cat
<yabs> it could exist until you question it
<yabs> then it merely serves to confuse

yabba_hh: you could kill half your email spam just by rejecting messages flagged as "important!"

Thanks for the graphics card

longkau49: you there dude?
yabba_hh: yeah, just in the middle of a huge post .... which will take me days to finsih
yabba_hh: otherwise I'm just meandering online whilst my brain recovers from writing chapter one
longkau49: cant remember the password for email@fab cookie not saved it
yabba_hh: lol, unlucky
yabba_hh: probably *usual pass*?
yabba_hh: of course, depends if you mean email login or blog login
longkau49: email
yabba_hh: but I'm guessing it's the same for both
yabba_hh: if *usual pass* don't work try *usual alternative*
longkau49: nothing work!
( wanders off to reset pass )
yabba_hh: try *usual pass* now
longkau49: shite no can do
yabba_hh:
yabba_hh: then yer fucking up the username
longkau49: domain.com/cpanel --- un : ashley@fab ?
yabba_hh: no
longkau49: domain.com/cpanel --- un : ashley
yabba_hh: you wanted webmail, why go to cpanel
yabba_hh: fab/webmail
longkau49: i dunno
longkau49: ok
yabba_hh: tit
longkau49: yes indeed cheers in now!
yabba_hh: on the grounds that yer a mate, I'll only charge you our discounted rate of £12.50 an hour or part hour ...... so that's just £37.50 I owe you
longkau49: ashley has left the building and couldnt recieve your message - this is an automated respoce
yabba_hh:
longkau49: responce
yabba_hh: couldn't
longkau49: and that
yabba_hh: receive
yabba_hh: Ashley
longkau49: ok ok its still me
yabba_hh: seriously mate, sack yer fuckin' secretary
yabba_hh: ohhh and it's response
longkau49: ok fuck off now
yabba_hh: heheh, good chance you'll make a silly o'clock quote
longkau49: look forward to reading it
yabba_hh: you already have

You wouldn't believe the position this was taken in

Wonder if they'll have baby trouts?

yabba_hh: sarah must be a crap shag, nick noticed I defaced his home page already
tuxnus: that was quick
yabba_hh: yeah, was pretty impressed myself
yabba_hh: wish he'd cure his mysql crap as fast
tuxnus: must be checking his emails/computer between honeymoon bonks
yabba_hh: < 24 hours ... c'mon, he needs to read the vgiagra ads
yabba_hh: -g
tuxnus: you'd make an excellent spammer
yabba_hh: I would
tuxnus: all yer misspellings would baffle the filters for ages
yabba_hh: yep
yabba_hh: u ... you ... ur ... fuck, however you spell "you" in your world, or is that ur world ? whatever ... anyway, wanna have a big bush ? I mean dick or is that arsehole ... whatever, wanna buy some?
tuxnus: sounds like yer skimming product off the top
yabba_hh: weirdly, that had no typos

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