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Posted on : 06/03/08 @ 05:11 pm

This is really simple, if you're the last person to post in this thread then you win the prize .... simple huh?

Of course I'm seriously hoping that by the time somebody wins the GBP is worth peanuts .... or I win the lottery or summat

Note : My lawyers tell me that I need to say "The competition is null and void if I peg it before the end of this competition" .... they're really cheerful arses

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Replied on : 06/03/08 @ 05:26 pm #1

Lol, No prizes for being first to post then huh

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Replied on : 06/03/08 @ 05:33 pm #2

I am last - I have won ! :)) Cash only please, I don't take cheques

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Replied on : 06/03/08 @ 05:33 pm #3

Bless, you try

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Replied on : 06/03/08 @ 05:47 pm #4

Darn it, you go and spoil all the fun
Still winning though !

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Replied on : 06/03/08 @ 05:50 pm #5

Bless, you try

repeats ad infinitum ... or whatever that flash latin shit is for loser

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Replied on : 06/03/08 @ 08:50 pm #6

Lol :lalala:

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Replied on : 06/04/08 @ 06:18 am #7

Ahhh grasshopper, you need to get up early to win the prize

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Replied on : 06/04/08 @ 07:32 am #8

Why does this competition remind me of that pub sign that says "FREE BEER TOMORROW"

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Replied on : 06/04/08 @ 08:01 am #9

Do you really think I would use such a cheap trick just to gain traffic to the blogrums! 88|

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Replied on : 06/04/08 @ 08:40 am #10

So where's this pub with Free beer tomorrow then ! Did they offer free bar meals the day before

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Replied on : 06/04/08 @ 08:44 am #11

It's just over the next hill

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Replied on : 06/04/08 @ 12:22 pm #12

I'm over the next hill and loosing my hair (according to that chap in the shop 10 minutes ago )
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Replied on : 06/04/08 @ 03:33 pm #13

You've obviously been practising to much

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Replied on : 06/05/08 @ 03:28 pm #14

I win!! U-S-A!

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Replied on : 06/05/08 @ 03:29 pm #15

/me picks up daises :roll:

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Replied on : 06/05/08 @ 03:32 pm #16

Now? Do you really think you can outlast me?

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Replied on : 06/05/08 @ 03:32 pm #17

/me begins writing script to post to this thread once every second.

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Replied on : 06/05/08 @ 03:33 pm #18

That all depends on if you get shot for your hitler is a pussy compared to god post

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Replied on : 06/05/08 @ 05:12 pm #19

I am still winning

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Replied on : 06/05/08 @ 05:16 pm #20

I'm still preceded by wannabes |-|

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Replied on : 06/05/08 @ 05:41 pm #21

I'l take a fiver now and quit if you prefer

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Replied on : 06/05/08 @ 05:43 pm #22

If you'll throw in all the beer you owe me?

you'd still lose

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Replied on : 06/06/08 @ 12:57 am #23

I'll drop out of the "£10,000,000,000,000" comp if you delete that little Aussie prick "jack"

Also, there's a real chance I'm the bloke that won this last night.

Now where is the bloody ticket!!!

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Replied on : 06/06/08 @ 06:22 am #24

It looks like Jack just got shit canned

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Replied on : 06/06/08 @ 07:08 am #25

Good, he's a real pain in the arse

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Replied on : 06/06/08 @ 07:19 am #26

Don't worry, I've got his IP and sent him some malware :roll:

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Replied on : 06/06/08 @ 08:00 am #27

Good, he deserves it.

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Replied on : 06/06/08 @ 08:03 am #28

Have yah found the ticket yet? |-|

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Replied on : 06/06/08 @ 09:03 am #29

Now I am confused, is it John or Jack?
Or do you just have a split personality The good and the evil

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Replied on : 06/06/08 @ 09:07 am #30

Yep, once again I was far too optimistic... oh well.
Anyhow, you lot have a Queen that some people down here thinks the sun shines out of, so this weekend is a three day "Queens Birthday" weekend.

I'm off to the country side to drown my sorrows because I reckon you guys will become a Republic before Australia does.

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Replied on : 06/06/08 @ 09:09 am #31

@ Gary.... Jack's a sneaky little prick that pops his unwanted head and makes my fine good life a misery

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Replied on : 06/06/08 @ 09:15 am #32

Bollocks, I forgot to buy her a card ... good job she has multiple birthdays per year :roll:

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Replied on : 06/06/08 @ 09:52 am #33

You mean you both didn't get an invites to her birthday bash, were having a BBQ (with shrimps thrown on) at Buck Palace with some amber nectar to wash it down with ! Oh and we are wearing Union Jack tee shirts and shorts

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Replied on : 06/06/08 @ 10:10 am #34

John, I bet you get fed up of the ribbing for Amber Nectar, BBQ and throw an shrimp on.... don't you?

I would mind knowing what you Australians think is typically English. Is it the Royal Family and the Queen, Afternoon Tea (We think a nice cup of tea will solve everything over here) maybe its the English constantly talking about the weather or something else!

I would love to know what you guys think us Brits are like and don't say a bunch of overweight losers

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Replied on : 06/06/08 @ 10:10 am #35

Your dad'll dock you a days pay

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Replied on : 06/06/08 @ 10:24 am #36

Brew Break Mate

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Replied on : 06/06/08 @ 10:28 am #37

Note to self : Paged comments

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Replied on : 06/06/08 @ 01:38 pm #38

@ Gary, re Typical English ( My Australian Perspective )

1. Good friends
2. Try Hard Cricketers
3. DELETED ( I would get arrested)
4. Rich for such a small puddle
5. A bit self absorbed ( so are we )
6. Punch above your weight, which may have something to do with past glories... keep punching

and a shit load of other stuff but it's better that I leave it at that, for now

BTW, we will become a Republic and I do hope we do it before you lot do...

King Charles....anyone???

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Replied on : 06/06/08 @ 04:55 pm #39

@ John , LOl, thanks for that, That's put my mind at rest

King Yabba I reckon 88|

Have a good weekend

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Replied on : 06/06/08 @ 06:17 pm #40

Lmfao - @ Gary, log me out of your pc before you put words in my mouth huh?

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