Last time I had a "no, god exists, he creates all the shit you see!!ONE!" person around, I pointed out that grass grows and shit, and science kinda explains shit like that ... so, bless, he asked me to prove science by making grass grow on my carpet ( we were in the front room ) "before my very eyes" ... told him that if he was happy to wait a while I could throw down some seed and water it .... might take a week or two ... "aha!!ONE! SEE!!ELEVEN!, SCIENCE CAN'T DO THAT" ... so i, quietly, told him I'd be a fucking convert if he could make god do it

yabba_hh: I think, I type, I read what I type, I think "fuck, what was I thinking when I typed that?!"
tuxnus: that's two more thoughts than I give you credit for

<yabs> ~^efy_[^@]+?@~
<Tblue> heh
<yabs> even my code punchlines suck :(
<Tblue> may I introduce to non-greedy matching?
<Tblue> (I know, BRE/ERE do not support it...)
<yabs> is she cute?
<Tblue> kinda
<yabs> how "kinda"? ...
<Tblue> ^efy_.+?@
<Tblue> see?
<yabs> yeah
<Tblue> less of these "stoned"-looking eyes :S
<yabs> does she have a cuter sister?
<Tblue> you would have to ask her father, perl.
<yabs> heh, or python according to twisted ;)
<Tblue> :S
<yabs> this is what I love about the web, the more you know the more you realise yer stupid ;)
<yabs> then, you get further
<yabs> and realise that everyone is stupid
<Tblue> [tilman@milliways ~/public_html/quamplures/qp-branding/phpdoc]% cowsay -s 'Droooooogen'

<Tblue>  _____________
<Tblue> < Droooooogen >
<Tblue>  -------------
<Tblue>         \   ^__^
<Tblue>          \  (**)\_______
<Tblue>             (__)\       )\/\
<Tblue>              U  ||----w |
<Tblue>                 ||     ||

<Tblue> :)
<Tblue> Yeah, what were you going to say?
<Tblue> ;)
<yabs> [c:\documents and settings\god\terminal]Well done :|

yabba_hh: hell, I was thinking of making the installer check for register globals, add slashes, !suphp, 0777 permissions and any other crap I could think off, and refuse to run if it found them
tuxnus: lol
tuxnus: sounds like a very security-centric way of running summat
tuxnus: This is why the terrorists have "won"
tuxnus: When everyone has to jump through hoops, because of the fear ... then they've "won"
yabba_hh: yeah @ terrorists
yabba_hh: they already win with air travel
yabba_hh: and the web was the easiest target
yabba_hh: was/is
tuxnus: it's a joke how much the world has spent (time & $$) on airline "security"
tuxnus: good thing I don't fly much anymore
yabba_hh: it's a joke that I can't take a bottle of water and some sandwiches on the flight because I *might just* be that 1 in a million ( ++ ? ) that wants to kill themselves rather than have 2 weeks on holiday
tuxnus: big trend here is that the airlines stopped serving in-flight meals.
yabba_hh: they charge to much for them here to consider giving up the revenue stream