usa_dude: lock-down at the day care ... summat about a guy with a gun
yabba_hh: :|
usa_dude: no big deal :|
yabba_hh: :|
usa_dude: it's a lot like the U.S.A.
usa_dude: guns ... kids ... schools ...
usa_dude: you know
yabba_hh: you'd REALLY love to live here :|
usa_dude: why?
yabba_hh: it's fucking national news if they find a bloody starting pistol :|
usa_dude: lol
usa_dude: i'm sure it's all a bit hyped up
yabba_hh: even a bloody spud gun makes local headlines :|
usa_dude: "report of a man with a gun in the neighborhood"
yabba_hh: I'm postative it's all hyped ..... but it's tough to find a gun story in uk, so we're forced to hype :|
yabba_hh: do you own a gun?
usa_dude: not as much here
usa_dude: and certainly not in the US
usa_dude: yes
yabba_hh: damn
usa_dude: (inherited)
usa_dude: never fired
yabba_hh: ahhh = less "damn"
usa_dude: rifle
yabba_hh: would you buy one if not inherited?
usa_dude: 35 caliber, actually (an odd size)
usa_dude: no ... no need
usa_dude: i do all my hunting either at the supermarket or with a camera
usa_dude: all my altercations i use my brain
usa_dude: (or my feet)
yabba_hh: do you think that (all y'all) have the "right" to carry guns? (pure curiosity, no condemnation either way)
usa_dude: yes
yabba_hh: why?
usa_dude: in case the gov't get too fucked up
yabba_hh: lol, now that's a winning argument :P

I've never understood the mentality of people who spam, I mean, what the hell do they think they'll get out of it? Sure a few will make vast fortunes, whilst becomming some of the most hated people on earth (unlike bill gates, windows users hate spammers as well), most of them will make nothing, whilst still becomming some of the most hated people on earth..... go figure.

Although I'm liable to get a few hundred spam comments to this post, it's a shame that the people who make them don't actually visit, I mean, for starters they'd realise that all my comments are moderated if you're a non-member, and for seconds, I'd actually love to hear their view (hell, they've got more chance of that being published on my blog than requests to shag my mothers sisters goats kid [damn, I bet I get a million search hits for those terms] ).

So, if you're a spammer, and you actually happen to be reading this post then please comment, whatever your view I'll happily publish it ..... hell, I might even include a link to your website.

For those spammers out their that comment that don't actually read this post ..... hey, who cares, it takes me 5 seconds to delete their drivel.

So, unless one of you wants to make me an offer of an hourly rate to shag my mothers sisters goats kid ...... I'm off,

¥

ps. Ohhh yeah, I hope nobody sent you a pond pump for christmas :|

I've been thinking, nobody in their right mind would be trying to achieve the pinnacle of google (uk) for pond pumps on christmas day ...... I mean, you wouldn't would you? ...... you'd have a life or summat ...... anyway, with this in mind I decided that today is the perfect day for me to launch my next assult for the peak (which currently stands at 3.1 million!!!! jeez, I'm gonna stop looking)

I would imagine that all round the world there's thousands of faces breaking into a huge illuminating smile as they unwrap their perfect gift this christmas ..... a pond ..... and of course the pump to go with it. I mean, what else would anybody really want for christmas? Forget all the socks and the aftershaves and the chocolates, give them what they really want ..... and then buy them a pond pump as well.

Now, normally, around this point in one of my pointless pond pump posts, I'd give you a link to my mates online aquatics business, but for some strange reason they don't work on Christmas day .... personally I think it's because he's to much of a bloody miser to pay them double time ..... but maybe he just has festive spirit or something.

I was going to send someone a pond for christmas one year, I managed to wrap the pump, filter and liner with no difficulties at all ...... but I was buggered if I could work out how to wrap the hole, so I just sent them a box of smarties.

Anyway, once again I think my psychosis has had long enough in the open air so I'm gonna put it back into the dark corner that it lovingly calls home

Merry Christmas everybody

¥

ps. Remember a pond pump is for life, not just for christmas.

Well, I finally got the chance to convert my gaudy old skin over to the new version of the blogs. Don't know about you lot, but I happen to like my tacky little pad ...... and I'm the one who codes the skin, so you're kind of stuck without an opinion .... of course, if you feel strongly about my tacky little pad then feel free to leave a comment with your views .... I might even pay attention.

If you're using Interdebt Exploiter then things might look groovy for a while until I get round to writing in all the crap needed so that IE can understand the terms XHTML and CSS. Until then you have three choices, 1/get a better browser, 2/ put up with it, or 3/ leave .... of course, if things are groovy enough, then you won't be able to see this post.

Other stuff that's happened recently, not that y'all care, it's just because the new version has a word count for posts, so I want to see if I can reach 500 words ....... those of you that know me are probably thinking "can you say that little?" .... anyway, other stuff....

I'm going to be starting a site with [stk], it's going to be kind of a merger of my dev blog and his fluffy article style on his blog ..... damn, that's gonna confuse the natives.... with a bit of luck, and a hell of a lot of effort, we intend to make the new website a source for plugins, skins and tutorials for [b2evo] as well as articles on other stuff such as XHTML and CSS, and other geeky acronyms.

Other geeky news ..... yeah, yeah, I know, you're not interested, it's just for the word count .... I'm sure there'll be more blonde news further down ;) .... anyway, other geeky news ....

I've been working on recoding a search engine called [elsie] for the last few months, she's not open to the public yet so no link I'm afraid, and she's finally starting to look like she can answer questions ....... which is a hell of an improvement on the Mighty V who just goes "urm" and then wanders of to some blonde place in her head ....... anyway, back to Elsie ...

I'm hoping that Elsie is going to be a very different experience from your normal search engine, whilst retaining all the functionality that you expect from one ....... I'll soon know, we're expecting just short of half a million visitors a month within a few months of going live ...... damn, that's gonna test my code !!! ... I'm sure she'll stay on her feet *crosses fingers ...... buys lucky rabbits foot for extra insurance*

Blonde news ...... don't get excited, I haven't actually got any, it just means more words .... urm .... sheesh ..... urm ...... I wonder if "......." counts as a word? ..... urm ... I'm still not top for pond pumps in google (uk), no suprise there then, but I have had 1,332 unique visitors to my and still not a single request for a link a day email .... it's a damn shame the spammers don't give a toss about stats that prove their worth.

Talking of my spam trap, I must appologise to those of you out there who link to it. The image died for a couple of days when I was testing the new blog software because I forgot to copy the image across. Obviously it's now back and I'll remember in the future.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure I've hit my 5,00 word target, so I'll stop boring you now

¥

Quote :

Why do people buy ponds pumps? ..... before "all y'all" (thanks [stk] for that Redneck term ;)) start sending me a million emails saying "for PONDS you tit, what else is a POND PUMP for" and its multitude of variations, what I mean is, why do people who don't have a pond buy a bloody POND PUMP?

If you're one of those people who has bought a pond pump who doesn't a) own a pond, b) isn't giving it as a present to somebody who does own a pond, and c) never intends to have a pond, then I wanna hear from you ..... no, really, I do :|

Of course, my curiosity about pond pump owning pondless people has absolutley nothing to do with anything, it's just ...... well, there's only so many interesting ways you can blog about ponds pumps, and I'm still not number one in google (uk) ...... so I just have to make shit up.

At least it beats all your normal spam for viagra , and cheap rolxes and nokia phones ( if ever any of you wants one, I know a spammer that sells them? :|), and it almost has a purpose ...... almost.

Anway, have fun,
¥