tuxnus: yer only half a help
yabba_hh: yeah, but I always hope that the half I provide is enough to make the recipient realise that they can work it out themselves :D

Another month, another bunch of spamming wankers that can't tell the difference between 403 and 200, maybe they should go back to school and learn basic algebra? .... Mind you, all the school kids seem to want to unblock myspace nowadays, so maybe the lack of intelligence is systemic?

As always there's a new muppet that's one brick short of a load when it comes to intelligence, at least they've found something that they excel at ...... if only they awarded trophies for stupidity, they'd have 1,488 trophies engraved with "I was told to shove it up my arse" :|

In total this month there were 6,863 contestants who valiantly tried 26,842 times to work out what "403 your shit is not wanted" means ..... unsurprisingly they all failed .... sorry guys, but at least you have a new trophy for your overflowing cabinet huh? The good news is that they make anyone trying to access myspace from school look like a bloody genius, so anybody out their trying to bypass their schools myspace filter...... pat yerself on the back and repeat after me "I may have an IQ smaller than my shoe size, but at least I'm not a spammer" :D

As well as picking on the tits that try to comment spam me I also decided to pick on all the referrer spam that I get ... no surprises that these guys share the same IQ level as the normal "buy your viagra from Canada" arses, so far, out of 4,000+ attempts ( not including the half dozen false positives ), they've also been told that spam is a suppository in disguise.... , maybe I should add a new results table just for them?

Anyway, it's time I wandered off and left all y'all in peace again ;)
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Damn there's loads of sad souls in the world, I must get hundreds of search hits for variations of [i]unblock myspace[/i], hundreds. Why the hell would anybody want to unblock myspace? Personally I think that if you're blocked from myspace then someone somewhere is doing you a HUGE favour :|

If you are one of the sad souls that is trying to unblock myspace then here's summat that might work. Every time you think of accessing myspace I want you to press ctrl + esc and then press the letter "u" twice in quick succession :|

The "myspace" aspect of this aside though, there's only two ways to unblock a website ( assuming it's some form of "parental control" or similar filter ). The first is to get the site removed from the filter, or added to the allowed list, and the other is to use a web proxy to bypass the filters. Now then, before all y'all start jumping up and down for joy at being given a solution to your problem you need to ask yourself a few questions ...... 1) [b]Why[/b] is the site blocked ( pretty easy in myspace' case, it's because it's crap :| ) and 2) Do you really want to use a web proxy?

Maybe it's just better to leave it blocked huh? ;)
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I always knew that spammers measured their IQ on a slightly different scale than the rest of the world, ( theirs has a lot less big numbers for them to worry about ..... like anything above 1 ), but Miquel Stoops ( such an appropriate name for a spammer ) who's the registered owner of jecenter really has trouble with big numbers. Mainly the number "403", or possibly it's the word "Forbidden" that follows it that confuses him? Certainly one of the two.

As Miquel was having extreeme difficulty understanding the words "shove it up your arse" and "403 Forbidden" I decided to be nice to him and send him a "++?????++ Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start." message instead. Of course, the irony of this will be lost on him because he'd need to have read all about HEX and we already know he has difficulty reading :|

Somehow I don't think this will work either, as he's still attempting to shove his crap down my neck, and he's still been told exactly which of his orrifices I think is the best destination for it, but we live in hope huh?
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[quote]dan_acc: why don't you guys just talk like americans like the rest of the world does?[/quote]