Thanks for the graphics card ;)

longkau49: you there dude?
yabba_hh: yeah, just in the middle of a huge post .... which will take me days to finsih :P
yabba_hh: otherwise I'm just meandering online whilst my brain recovers from writing chapter one :D
longkau49: cant remember the password for email@fab cookie not saved it
yabba_hh: lol, unlucky
yabba_hh: probably *usual pass*?
yabba_hh: of course, depends if you mean email login or blog login
longkau49: email
yabba_hh: but I'm guessing it's the same for both
yabba_hh: if *usual pass* don't work try *usual alternative*
longkau49: nothing work!
( wanders off to reset pass )
yabba_hh: try *usual pass* now
longkau49: shite no can do
yabba_hh: :|
yabba_hh: then yer fucking up the username
longkau49: domain.com/cpanel --- un : ashley@fab ?
yabba_hh: no
longkau49: domain.com/cpanel --- un : ashley
yabba_hh: you wanted webmail, why go to cpanel
yabba_hh: fab/webmail
longkau49: i dunno
longkau49: ok
yabba_hh: tit :P
longkau49: yes indeed cheers in now!
yabba_hh: on the grounds that yer a mate, I'll only charge you our discounted rate of £12.50 an hour or part hour ...... so that's just £37.50 I owe you :D
longkau49: ashley has left the building and couldnt recieve your message - this is an automated respoce
yabba_hh: :D
longkau49: responce
yabba_hh: couldn't :|
longkau49: and that
yabba_hh: receive :|:|
yabba_hh: Ashley :|:|:|
longkau49: ok ok its still me
yabba_hh: seriously mate, sack yer fuckin' secretary
yabba_hh: ohhh and it's response :D
longkau49: ok fuck off now
yabba_hh: heheh, good chance you'll make a silly o'clock quote :D
longkau49: look forward to reading it
yabba_hh: you already have :D

You wouldn't believe the position this was taken in

Wonder if they'll have baby trouts?

yabba_hh: sarah must be a crap shag, nick noticed I defaced his home page already :|
tuxnus: that was quick
yabba_hh: yeah, was pretty impressed myself :p
yabba_hh: wish he'd cure his mysql crap as fast :D
tuxnus: must be checking his emails/computer between honeymoon bonks :P
yabba_hh: < 24 hours ... c'mon, he needs to read the vgiagra ads :|
yabba_hh: -g :|
tuxnus: you'd make an excellent spammer :D
yabba_hh: I would :D
tuxnus: all yer misspellings would baffle the filters for ages :|
yabba_hh: yep :D
yabba_hh: u ... you ... ur ... fuck, however you spell "you" in your world, or is that ur world ? whatever ... anyway, wanna have a big bush ? I mean dick or is that arsehole ... whatever, wanna buy some?
tuxnus: :p sounds like yer skimming product off the top :|
yabba_hh: weirdly, that had no typos :|

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I hear you knocking

There's been many a request on the b2evolution forums for a way to make blogs so that they can only be seen by members. The usual response has been "hack this file and then make sure that you make posts as protected" .... which is great and stuff, but it's hardly "friendly" when you have several blogs that need protecting and you also want a tad more than "are they logged in?". Soooooo, I made a plugin to do it for me ;)

That's it, now your blog is protected

How does it work?

It's dead simple really, first go grab the plugin from BOPIT, unzip it, upload it, meander into admin and install it .... that was the hard part. For any blog that you wish to protect just put am:protected in the blog notes field and press save ...... and that's it! Instant protected blog ;)

What happens now?

From now on when a visitor tries to reach any blog marked as protected they'll automatically be redirected to the login screen with a message of your choice being displayed to them to explain why. If a registered user tries to reach a protected blog that they're not a member of, they'll get sent back to your homepage ... or whatever you slapped into your $baseurl ... but you chose that.

As well as taking care of the visitors / non-members for you this plugin will also automatically change any posts created, or edited, with a status of "published" to "protected" if it's in a protected blog , just to be sure to be sure ;)

I'm sure you'll let me know if it doesn't work,
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