Don't get excited, this is just for bots

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Bet you click them anyway

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Dear experts, I'm vexing over why google ad sense is rejecting my website, twice already.

They give me this message :-

We did not approve your application for the reasons listed below.

Issues:
- Difficult site navigation

I hope some one can explain to give what they meant by difficult site navigation. What must I do in order to make my site become easy navigable....As far as I know, it is just a very very simple web site whereby I'm still cracking my head how to increase the traffic to the website and customers...

Source : @link Why google ad sense doesn't accept my website?

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Dentists love needles

tuxnus: lol ... how one can go to buy cow dung and end up w/sheets and curtains is beyond me
yabba_hh: you should see some of my days
tuxnus: "I'm gonna go buy some cow shit," he says.
yabba_hh: went to field other day to rotovate a bed and ended up in dentist chair having 4 teeth extracted
tuxnus: "That reminds me," says she, "we need curtains and sheets!"
yabba_hh: "ohhh, whilst you're heading that way can we call in at......"
tuxnus: lol ... that kind of day I could do without
tuxnus: ouch
yabba_hh: ouch is not the word, I have a phobia about hypodermics
tuxnus: I have a phobia about dentists, hypodermics, R and a laundry list of other things ... which included burning hair, not being able to breathe and running out of beer
yabba_hh: I like to think I educated the dentist into what *real* "fear of needles is" ( "just close your eyes", "it hardly hurts" ... ffs, that's not needle phobia, that's a pansy ) ... anyway, I came within a blink of decking them when they brought a hypo out (full of some white shit) to fill a tooth
yabba_hh: their run up was very informational, but omitted to mention the fact that it used a hypo as delivery method for accuracy ... mainly cos they were never gonna stick it in me, so it wouldn't hurt, so I wouldn't mind .... guess that's when they learnt pansy != needle phobic
tuxnus: yep
yabba_hh: didn't half make her change her attitude

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Are you converted?

Last time I had a "no, god exists, he creates all the shit you see!!ONE!" person around, I pointed out that grass grows and shit, and science kinda explains shit like that ... so, bless, he asked me to prove science by making grass grow on my carpet ( we were in the front room ) "before my very eyes" ... told him that if he was happy to wait a while I could throw down some seed and water it .... might take a week or two ... "aha!!ONE! SEE!!ELEVEN!, SCIENCE CAN'T DO THAT" ... so i, quietly, told him I'd be a fucking convert if he could make god do it

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I'd be happy just to get to one

yabba_hh: I think, I type, I read what I type, I think "fuck, what was I thinking when I typed that?!"
tuxnus: that's two more thoughts than I give you credit for

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I kid you not

<yabs> ~^efy_[^@]+?@~
<Tblue> heh
<yabs> even my code punchlines suck
<Tblue> may I introduce to non-greedy matching?
<Tblue> (I know, BRE/ERE do not support it...)
<yabs> is she cute?
<Tblue> kinda
<yabs> how "kinda"? ...
<Tblue> ^efy_.+?@
<Tblue> see?
<yabs> yeah
<Tblue> less of these "stoned"-looking eyes :S
<yabs> does she have a cuter sister?
<Tblue> you would have to ask her father, perl.
<yabs> heh, or python according to twisted
<Tblue> :S
<yabs> this is what I love about the web, the more you know the more you realise yer stupid
<yabs> then, you get further
<yabs> and realise that everyone is stupid
<Tblue> [tilman@milliways ~/public_html/quamplures/qp-branding/phpdoc]% cowsay -s 'Droooooogen'

<Tblue>  _____________
<Tblue> < Droooooogen >
<Tblue>  -------------
<Tblue>         \   ^__^
<Tblue>          \  (**)\_______
<Tblue>             (__)\       )\/\
<Tblue>              U  ||----w |
<Tblue>                 ||     ||

<Tblue>
<Tblue> Yeah, what were you going to say?
<Tblue>
<yabs> [c:\documents and settings\god\terminal]Well done

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