One more nail in the "I'm blonde" coffin

BOFH: umm
BOFH: i hate to ask this
BOFH: lol
BOFH: but YOU dont have a fw blocking that, right?
Muppet number ### aka "me": well, it wouldn't surprise me, but fairly sure I haven't
Muppet number ### aka "me": mainly because it connects
BOFH: no
BOFH: its the high port
BOFH: im reading this'
BOFH: http://slacksite.com/other/ftp.html
Muppet number ### aka "me": ohhh, hmmm ...
BOFH: and my box is set up properly for active connections
BOFH: "The FTP server attempts to make connections to random high ports on the client, which would almost certainly be blocked by a firewall on the client side. "
BOFH: they assume
BOFH: lol
Muppet number ### aka "me": heh, fuck me, yep I'd enabled stealth ports on my firewall
BOFH:
Muppet number ### aka "me": worst is, i remember selecting that ages ago
BOFH: no worries, I do that crap all the time
Muppet number ### aka "me": heh, where do I send the bucks for such soothing of mind?

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Don't get excited, this is just for bots ;)

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Bet you click them anyway ;)

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Dear experts, I'm vexing over why google ad sense is rejecting my website, twice already.

They give me this message :-

We did not approve your application for the reasons listed below.

Issues:
- Difficult site navigation

I hope some one can explain to give what they meant by difficult site navigation. What must I do in order to make my site become easy navigable....As far as I know, it is just a very very simple web site whereby I'm still cracking my head how to increase the traffic to the website and customers...

Source : @link Why google ad sense doesn't accept my website?

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Dentists love needles :|

tuxnus: lol ... how one can go to buy cow dung and end up w/sheets and curtains is beyond me
yabba_hh: you should see some of my days
tuxnus: "I'm gonna go buy some cow shit," he says.
yabba_hh: went to field other day to rotovate a bed and ended up in dentist chair having 4 teeth extracted
tuxnus: "That reminds me," says she, "we need curtains and sheets!"
yabba_hh: "ohhh, whilst you're heading that way can we call in at......"
tuxnus: lol ... that kind of day I could do without
tuxnus: ouch
yabba_hh: ouch is not the word, I have a phobia about hypodermics
tuxnus: I have a phobia about dentists, hypodermics, R and a laundry list of other things ... which included burning hair, not being able to breathe and running out of beer
yabba_hh: I like to think I educated the dentist into what *real* "fear of needles is" ( "just close your eyes", "it hardly hurts" ... ffs, that's not needle phobia, that's a pansy ) ... anyway, I came within a blink of decking them when they brought a hypo out (full of some white shit) to fill a tooth
yabba_hh: their run up was very informational, but omitted to mention the fact that it used a hypo as delivery method for accuracy ... mainly cos they were never gonna stick it in me, so it wouldn't hurt, so I wouldn't mind .... guess that's when they learnt pansy != needle phobic
tuxnus: yep
yabba_hh: didn't half make her change her attitude

Are you converted?

Last time I had a "no, god exists, he creates all the shit you see!!ONE!" person around, I pointed out that grass grows and shit, and science kinda explains shit like that ... so, bless, he asked me to prove science by making grass grow on my carpet ( we were in the front room ) "before my very eyes" ... told him that if he was happy to wait a while I could throw down some seed and water it .... might take a week or two ... "aha!!ONE! SEE!!ELEVEN!, SCIENCE CAN'T DO THAT" ... so i, quietly, told him I'd be a fucking convert if he could make god do it

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I'd be happy just to get to one

yabba_hh: I think, I type, I read what I type, I think "fuck, what was I thinking when I typed that?!"
tuxnus: that's two more thoughts than I give you credit for

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