Thanks for the graphics card

longkau49: you there dude?
yabba_hh: yeah, just in the middle of a huge post .... which will take me days to finsih
yabba_hh: otherwise I'm just meandering online whilst my brain recovers from writing chapter one
longkau49: cant remember the password for email@fab cookie not saved it
yabba_hh: lol, unlucky
yabba_hh: probably *usual pass*?
yabba_hh: of course, depends if you mean email login or blog login
longkau49: email
yabba_hh: but I'm guessing it's the same for both
yabba_hh: if *usual pass* don't work try *usual alternative*
longkau49: nothing work!
( wanders off to reset pass )
yabba_hh: try *usual pass* now
longkau49: shite no can do
yabba_hh:
yabba_hh: then yer fucking up the username
longkau49: domain.com/cpanel --- un : ashley@fab ?
yabba_hh: no
longkau49: domain.com/cpanel --- un : ashley
yabba_hh: you wanted webmail, why go to cpanel
yabba_hh: fab/webmail
longkau49: i dunno
longkau49: ok
yabba_hh: tit
longkau49: yes indeed cheers in now!
yabba_hh: on the grounds that yer a mate, I'll only charge you our discounted rate of £12.50 an hour or part hour ...... so that's just £37.50 I owe you
longkau49: ashley has left the building and couldnt recieve your message - this is an automated respoce
yabba_hh:
longkau49: responce
yabba_hh: couldn't
longkau49: and that
yabba_hh: receive
yabba_hh: Ashley
longkau49: ok ok its still me
yabba_hh: seriously mate, sack yer fuckin' secretary
yabba_hh: ohhh and it's response
longkau49: ok fuck off now
yabba_hh: heheh, good chance you'll make a silly o'clock quote
longkau49: look forward to reading it
yabba_hh: you already have

You wouldn't believe the position this was taken in

Wonder if they'll have baby trouts?

yabba_hh: sarah must be a crap shag, nick noticed I defaced his home page already
tuxnus: that was quick
yabba_hh: yeah, was pretty impressed myself
yabba_hh: wish he'd cure his mysql crap as fast
tuxnus: must be checking his emails/computer between honeymoon bonks
yabba_hh: < 24 hours ... c'mon, he needs to read the vgiagra ads
yabba_hh: -g
tuxnus: you'd make an excellent spammer
yabba_hh: I would
tuxnus: all yer misspellings would baffle the filters for ages
yabba_hh: yep
yabba_hh: u ... you ... ur ... fuck, however you spell "you" in your world, or is that ur world ? whatever ... anyway, wanna have a big bush ? I mean dick or is that arsehole ... whatever, wanna buy some?
tuxnus: sounds like yer skimming product off the top
yabba_hh: weirdly, that had no typos

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PHP:

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	echo 'am I german ?'.( 1 + 1 * 4 / 2 + 3 * 2 );
	?>

Everything but the kitchen sink

Due to the fact that I decided to keep all blogrum posts out of my home page, and therefore out of my summary feeds, I've made a new full summary blog/feed for the psychotic few that actually want to be informed of all new posts on my blogs *and* my blogrums. If you're one of those psychotic few then you can now use http://innervisions.org.uk/everything/?tempskin=_atom or http://innervisions.org.uk/everything/?tempskin=_rss2.

At some point during a today that's a "today today" I might look into a way of allowing mix 'n' matching of all the 7 available feeds so that you can choose which of my blogs you want to follow. Today isn't that today though huh?

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And I didn't even change the skin!

Well I finally got round to upgrading InnerVisions to the latest version of b₂evolution, mainly because it was getting a tad of a ballache developing plugins on my test blog and then constantly having to redo the zip files, something which is automated via my credits page for installed plugins. This is just stage one of the upgrade though, the next step is to integrate my blogrum with the rest of the InnerVisions network. Once again this is going to involve merging two different evo installs complete with all the users, posts, comments and groups ... not made any easier by the fact that the two installs share some users as well .... ah well, it'll be worth it when it's finished .... at least, that's what I keep telling myself

One of the plugins that I'm currently playing with allows you to customise your dashboard to suit your own tastes, it even allows you to add widgets to your dashboard, be warned though, not all widgets play nice on all dashboard tabs .... you can easily tell, they normally barf out with fatal errors ... if they do then just remove them from your dashboard huh? Another cool feature is the ability to drag 'n' drop the widgets into the order that you want instead of the normal "click arrow" ..... "wait" ..... "click arrow" .... you get the picture. If anyone's interested in it then you can read a smidge more on the blogrums ( Experimental : Playing with admin ), don't bother downloading the linked zip though, it's already out of date, you can grab the latest version from here ( AM Deluxe Dashboard ). I will be making a more detailed post about it once it's nearer to a release version

The chances are that this upgrade has screwed summat up somewhere, so if you find anything funky then just let me know .... assuming that the funkiness isn't to do with my anti-spam measures, in which case you might find yourself accidentally banned for a couple of hours ...... guess you'd need to grab me on the forums or my blogrum. When I get chance I'll be removing most of my current anti-spam stuff and replacing it with my Irish Captcha as it's pretty good at telling humans from bots without any hoops for the humans to jump through ... the bright side is that my comment form should actually be able to remember visitors names for them after that

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Apparently I do

Please note : Some participants names have been obscured to protect the innocent

tuxnus:

Just spent about a week making a new template for my companys newsletter. Guess what? CSS is hardly supported by email clients, both on and offline. Notably gmail, which has nearly no support at all.
So I have to redesign the whole thing in tables. AAAAAAARRRGHHH!!!
So there are times when tables still have to be used.

'Die Tables Die' indeed!
Ed

yabba_hh: unlucky
yabba_hh: I suppose this isn't the time to tell Ed that all my emails are "plain text" only, so shit like "my comments are in blue" tiotally fail?
tuxnus: which is why i italicized them
tuxnus: (for the color-impared)
yabba_hh: and you managed to do that in plain text by ....... ?
tuxnus: well, yer a moron
yabba_hh: lmfao
tuxnus: read (a most unusual character)
tuxnus: unique
yabba_hh: uhuh
tuxnus: odd
tuxnus: eccentric
tuxnus: weird
tuxnus: obtuse
tuxnus: cryptic
tuxnus: one of a kind
yabba_hh: as opposed to "of course italics will work if plain text format is all his client accepts and he can't see my colour"
tuxnus: I thought they would
yabba_hh: fuckin' muppet