Are you converted?

Last time I had a "no, god exists, he creates all the shit you see!!ONE!" person around, I pointed out that grass grows and shit, and science kinda explains shit like that ... so, bless, he asked me to prove science by making grass grow on my carpet ( we were in the front room ) "before my very eyes" ... told him that if he was happy to wait a while I could throw down some seed and water it .... might take a week or two ... "aha!!ONE! SEE!!ELEVEN!, SCIENCE CAN'T DO THAT" ... so i, quietly, told him I'd be a fucking convert if he could make god do it

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