Well, I've let my quest for top place in google for the term pond pumps fall by the wayside a tad. This is mainly due to the fact that I've been a smidge busy doing other things during which time the number of google results (uk) for pond pumps has soared to 2,800,000!!!!! Bloody hell, the hill just gets steeper and steeper!!!

It's times like this that I wish my mate sold something really obscure so I'd only have a few hundred thousand results to climb, but no, he sells bloody POND PUMPS and I have a taller mountain to climb than mohammed!!

So, pond pumps ........urm yeah, well, errrrr they're pumps for ....... well for a bloody pond, the name's kind of a giveaway!!! ( just in case your a slightly befudled visitor who is actually looking for a site that sells pond pumps go visit Aquatics Warehouse and make my mate a tad richer :P).

Anyway, back to my post ...... pond pumps .... there's not really a lot you can say about them, I mean it's a plastic box with a spinning bit inside that sucks water in one end and spits it out the other ..... and ...... urm ......well, that's about it. It's not like they get dressed up as beano characters and go for a night on the tiles. I mean, that'd give me something to write about, but they just kinda sit there, gurgling to themselves (I wonder if babies can understand what they're saying?).

I tried telling one a joke the other day, it just sat and stared at me blankly. So I tried talking about the weather, asked how the fish were doing, you know, just trying to be polite. BLANKED totaly BLANKED ! Hell, it's no wonder they don't go out much, they musn't have many friends :|

Anyway, I think it's time I took my psychosis elsewhere,
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