Well, today I watched the webcam dedicatedly for ......... well, a frame or two (before y'all start giving me "you ******* you should miss her more than that", just ask yourselves a) would you be a sober world champion yet? b) is she missing me whilst galavanting in beautiful sunshine, soaking up the local attmosphere?) ...... damn, she may be blonde, but she's not [i]that[/i] blonde!!!

Ohhh yeah, blonde wench, in case yer reading, you can just click on "comments" and post a comment from the ship (damn, won't yer mum be impressed with THAT!!!! ;)) ..... urm, miss yah lots and stuff ..... obviously ....... urm ...... the cats a tad thinner ...... it REALLY misses yah ....... urm, hope you had a nice day ashore? ........ ok, now that the "nagged at from a distance by email I'd better look like I miss her" is over, on to the point of my post.

Does anyone know what cycle I need to put the washing machine on to clean a heavily soiled (I'll never crap in yer kitchen again) cat?

Just kidding honey,

....... I know what cycle to put it on :|
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